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Ruahrc
post Aug 15 2006, 12:47 AM

I came across this link at a different forum... hilarious radio calls that people have heard or heard from someone else. There are a lot of ones that are commonly found on the web, but also quite a number of probably unique ones told firsthand from those who heard them.

http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/showthread.php?t=2263

Have a read, they're real gems!

Ruahrc
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Liam.
post Aug 15 2006, 05:16 AM

This happened to me on VATSIM months ago:

Controller: "XXXX Climb to FL280 blah blah"

Me: "Ugh...XXXX is Cessna 182, we don't get to go that high!"
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Fish1989
post Aug 15 2006, 09:09 AM

lol, i guess they do in the imaginary Cessna the controller was thin king of laugh.gif
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ucantcme
post Aug 15 2006, 12:18 PM

Hahhaha, that site is hilarious, but if I am not mistaken, your not allowed to post to other forums
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Ruahrc
post Aug 15 2006, 10:28 PM

What do you mean? I can't post a link to a different forum? But it'd be different if it were a website then? That really doesn't make any sense.
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RoniisH
post Aug 16 2006, 03:44 AM

QUOTE (Ruahrc @ Aug 16 2006, 05:28 AM)
What do you mean? I can't post a link to a different forum? But it'd be different if it were a website then? That really doesn't make any sense.

I'd be different if you owned that page. It'd be called advertising your own web.
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C172pilot
post Aug 16 2006, 01:08 PM

I was doing an IFR X/C from DBQ-MDW. Chicago approach of course hates the little guys, so when I switched from Chicago approach to Midway tower. I hear..

"Skychicken 5209Z, Midway tower, winds 320@12 caution Wake Turbulence, Cleared to land ILS 31C"
I have never been called a Sky-chicken. So, when I contacted Chicago Center on 133.95(around RFD). I used Skychicken as my inital callsign. Turns out he had heard Skychicken before. LOL
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as737700
post Aug 16 2006, 04:13 PM

QUOTE (C172pilot @ Aug 16 2006, 10:08 AM)
I was doing an IFR X/C from DBQ-MDW. Chicago approach of course hates the little guys, so when I switched from Chicago approach to Midway tower. I hear..

"Skychicken 5209Z, Midway tower, winds 320@12 caution Wake Turbulence, Cleared to land ILS 31C"
I have never been called a Sky-chicken. So, when I contacted Chicago Center on 133.95(around RFD). I used Skychicken as my inital callsign. Turns out he had heard Skychicken before. LOL

skychicken laugh.gif

some of those are really funny tongue.gif
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slick
post Aug 16 2006, 04:29 PM

Soem funny stuff there! biggrin.gif
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pieterjan456
post Aug 17 2006, 01:32 PM

It reminds me when some people said over the radio with us, with the air cadets

'papa lima 87 is in downwind gear fixed'->has to be fixed gear rolleyes.gif laugh.gif
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DA_MAN
post Aug 17 2006, 02:43 PM

i read all 19 pages, my eyes are tired lol, funny stuff

Male pilot : balls to the wall
Female pilot: well i cant have my balls to the wall, but im wide open
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as737700
post Aug 17 2006, 04:47 PM

QUOTE (steve23guy @ Aug 17 2006, 11:43 AM)
i read all 19 pages, my eyes are tired lol, funny stuff

Male pilot : balls to the wall
Female pilot: well i cant have my balls to the wall, but im wide open

laugh.gif I like the one with the football....and the monkey... tongue.gif That picture the guy posted was great....it does look like it laugh.gif

My brother was flying into SFO back when he use to fly the Shorts 360 for WestAir (United Express), and they were paired up with an United 757 for the parallel approach.

Approach "United ###, blah blah blah, cleared for the approach into 28R, report the Shorts on final to the L in sight"

United: "Roger approach, we had them in sight, but we lost them over the trailer park"

Not a very funny joke..but if you've ever seen a Shorts 360 you'll get it tongue.gif

This post has been edited by as737700: Aug 17 2006, 04:50 PM
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tikiman06
post Aug 17 2006, 09:02 PM

QUOTE (as737700 @ Aug 17 2006, 05:47 PM)
My brother was flying into SFO back when he use to fly the Shorts 360 for WestAir (United Express), and they were paired up with an United 757 for the parallel approach.

Approach "United ###, blah blah blah, cleared for the approach into 28R, report the Shorts on final to the L in sight"

United: "Roger approach, we had them in sight, but we lost them over the trailer park"

Not a very funny joke..but if you've ever seen a Shorts 360 you'll get it tongue.gif

Haha, thats great!
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Moebius
post Aug 18 2006, 02:12 AM

plane.gif < Great site <

This one's better thumbup.gif walkman.gif thumbup.gif

Click here: GREAT Communication

This post has been edited by Moebius: Aug 18 2006, 02:19 AM
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Chris
post Aug 18 2006, 03:04 AM

Controller: Staying clear of all airspaces?

My instructor: ...Except yours.

(short pause)

Controller: Did you just say, 'Up yours'?
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